Affordable Apocalypse Prep
6th Feb 2014
Affordable Apocalypse Prep
The first step to surviving the zombie apocalypse is to have a plan.
First, you need a bunker. Some place that you know is safe and secure, where you can keep yourselves and your provisions safely inside, and keep the walkers out.
Then you’ll need a team. An assemblage of those closest to you, your inner circle. These are not only the people you want to protect, but the ones who you know will have you back until the very end. If you’re going down, you’ll be going down swinging - together.
Next up: gear. You’ve done the research, and you know the best methods of slaying a zombie. You’ll need it all - bludgeons, axes, daggers, machetes - the whole lot. You’ll be sure to stock enough to arm your entire team, of course.
And now, you wait. It’s just a matter of time before the ill-prepared masses succumb to some contagious virus, leaving only the vigilant to manage the ensuing apocalyptic mess. But the waiting is not an idle time - you are well stocked, with a failsafe plan. What you need now is practice. Practice defending your camp with the throwing axes, machetes, and swords. Practice hunting with your crossbow, practice making a fire. Practicing for the real apocalypse.
In order to get down to business, the sooner your accumulate your provisions the better. You’ll waste no time with making preparations.
To ensure the post-apocalyptic success of your team, your list of necessities is long. How can you be sure you get the most out of every dollar you invest in your zombie survival kit? Take your pick of the Armory Replicas inventory - you’ll find all of what you need to conquer the fall of humanity without breaking the bank. All the essential weapons and survival gear are available at the lowest possible prices, so you can afford today what you’ll need tomorrow.
Get stocked, and happy hunting!
