Zombie Apocalypse: No Laughing Matter, says CDC

30th May 2014

Dr. Ali Khan, the director of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), may be the best authority on health and safety in the country. And Dr. Ali Khan, it turns out, places a high value on zombie preparedness in America. “If you are generally well equipped to deal with a zombie apocalypse you will be prepared for a hurricane, pandemic, earthquake, or terrorist attack.” It turns out that the ever controversial debate over zombies has made its presence felt in the highest reaches of the U.S. Government.

It was with this in mind that CDC created an instructional text on emergency preparedness—in the form of a graphic novella, “Preparedness 101: Zombie Pandemic.” The full text is available on the cdc.gov website, and tells the story of Todd, Julie, and their dog Max, as they begin to observe others displaying strange symptoms. A recurring theme of “Zombie Pandemic” is the importance of having survival supplies and plans in place—true to Dr. Khan’s message. Todd and Julie prove ill-prepared for some of the challenges they face.

Z-Killer Tactical Survival Knife

Todd, Julie, and Max would have done well to visit Armory Replicas, where they could have checked many items off of their survival supplies shopping list! Camping equipment, survival gear, flashlights, and much more can all be found at our Armory Replicas online store. But aside from the basics, Todd and Julie from “Zombie Pandemic” would have been served well by a Zombie Killer Blood Survival Bowie Knife—currently available for a bargain at $18.99 as part of our limited-time Memorial Day sale! Or perhaps a Zombie Killer Tactical Survival Knife—now at a sale price of $9.99!

Yes, Todd and Julie may have forgotten to arm themselves before their zombie scare—which, with apologies for the spoiler, they ultimately survive. But it’s never too late for you, and with Armory Replicas’ Memorial Day sale continuing through June 6th, 2014, now is a better time than ever to add to your arsenal!

The sheer quantity of zombie apocalypse weaponry options available at Armory Replicas will make your head spin. Armory Replicas has it all covered, from axes, daggers, and machetes to survival knives, swords, and throwing knifes—all designed and styled with zombies in mind! In addition, there are enough Zombie Torches and Reaper Scythes to go around.

So, in a message that Dr. Ali Khan and the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) would surely approve, we recommend you start preparing for a zombie apocalypse today! There’s no better place than Armory Replicas, and no better time than during our Memorial Day Sale, running through June 6, 2014!